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Tuesday 31 December 2013

JASON HARLOW'S YEAR IN REVIEW 2013


Just like every year, 2013 has been host to a few very solid mainstream releases in the horror genre, yet there was still an abundance of utter crap that was fed to us by big-budget Hollywood producers. Fortunately, despite a plethora of garbage, 2013 brought a few memorable genre films to the big screen, most notably Insidious: Chapter 2 and You’re Next. While I wouldn’t necessarily describe 2013 as a great year for the genre, I will definitely say that this year at least wasn’t filled with shitty remakes (other than Carrie) and we at least got to see some original concepts for once. (The Purge comes to mind) Without further adieu, allow me to highlight some of the films that stick out to me the most when reminiscing on the past year of horror releases.

         The Purge could be categorized in the “government” sub-genre of horror due to its original concept that follows the emergence of a new law that allows all crime to be legal for a twelve-hour period for one day each year. Taking place in the year 2022, the story follows a man named James Sandin, a home security salesman (played by famous actor Ethan Hawke, who also starred in Blumhouse’s Sinister), who, along with his family, are tormented by a group of disturbed individuals who are obsessed with “purging” in order to help decrease the poverty rate and “take back America.” While this film offers nothing spectacular and is predictable beyond belief, this film is very memorable, which is mostly due to its original concept and its high-octane level of entertainment.

         Similar to The Purge, You’re Next not only proved that the slasher sub-genre is still alive, but also that horror can be blended with action and still be successful. The duo of Adam Wingard and Simon Barrett proved that they had something to offer that was not only gory and disturbing, but also a great overall exhibition in storytelling. If you want to see a film that features three creepily-disguised masked madmen and offers a take on the “home invasion” sub-genre that is new and original, look no further than You’re Next. The writer/director combination of Wingard and Barrett is definitely a promising tandem to look out for in the future.



 All Hallow’s Eve was a film that would’ve stricken many horror fans as something to watch out for upon the reveal of its trailer in September. However, this debut feature from writer/director Damien Leone (known for the popular horror short entitled Terrifier, which is featured in this film) was nothing more than cinema trash that very deservingly landed straight to DVD and video-on-demand for its numerous undeniable faults. The acting is atrocious, the story is uninspired and dull, and most of all, the film suffers from being painfully boring. If you’re looking for a straight-up killer clown slasher film, don’t look here. With a budget of six figures, you’d expect a film with a half-decent plot to at least be…decent, but this is far below average. Hopefully Damien Leone can break away from the Jesse Baget-owned Ruthless Pictures and do something that exceeds the high standards he set with Terrifier. Boring shit like this simply won’t cut it.

Insidious: Chapter 2 continued to showcase the ability that James Wan and Leigh Whannell possess when it comes to creating scares. In this sequel to the hit 2011 film, we “further” (pun loosely intended) explore the dark realm that haunted the young boy in the first film, though this time, his dad (portrayed by Patrick Wilson) is now the victim of the spirit world. This superb sequel dwells into the supernatural and successfully creates some of the most intense scare scenes ever depicted on film. This film outdoes the first film in every way imaginable; though, especially in terms of delivering the scares, Insidious: Chapter 2 takes the cake in a way that its predecessor failed to.

         Just when you thought the remake fad had died out, Carrie hit the big screen in time for Halloween, and opened to mostly mixed-to-positive reviews. Out of all the terrible remakes Hollywood has put out in recent years, one would know not to expect much from Carrie – and right they’d be in doing so. Just like the majority of remakes we see these days, this film is nothing but a painfully cheesy, pointless piece-of-shit that helps prove the average horror fan’s typical belief that no remake can surpass its predecessor in terms of execution and overall quality. Carrie fails from having the most typical and annoying characters of recent memory, having no antagonist or anything worth being remotely scared of, and simply being an unnecessary remake that offers nothing new or original to the Stephen King story.

         Overall, 2013 wasn’t a bad year for the genre compared to some of more recent years. James Wan came back with The Conjuring and more importantly, the fantastic Insidious: Chapter 2, which helped make his case as the best active horror filmmaker out there. Films like You’re Next and The Purge helped bring the slasher film back to the big screen in an impactful manner. Of course there was a bunch of crap, but what else can one expect these days? One can only hope that the coming years will be as good as or better than 2013. There are plenty of films that are slated for release in 2014 and 2015, some of which carry a lot of promise, others of which aren’t necessarily worth getting too excited over.  If the coming years can host a bit more horror films on the big screen, that sure would be appreciated.

Until next time.


-Jason Harlow

Thursday 26 December 2013

25 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS EVIL : DAY 25 : BLACK CHRISTMAS (2006)

I thought bookending this whole thing with Black Christmas movies would be a nice touch as it certainly would be considered the most popular movie in the festive horror. Bob Clarks original is worthy of standing shoulder to shoulder with great classics like Psycho and Halloween. Yet in 2006 when Hollywood came looking to remake the film, the results were less than satisfactory for many fans. 

Set in sorority house on Christmas eve as the original is, we delve much further into the back story of the attic bound stalker now known as Billy. On Christmas Eve the cell bound Billy makes his break for freedom, determined to home for Christmas. As the girls begin to disappear one by one they realise that Billy may have come home for the holidays.


When the film first came out it was met with anger from fans of the original, but the film has certainly aged well over its short lifspan. Especially in an age of remakes that go on title alone, Black X-Mas as it was eventually released steers very close to its original source material and only really jumps the shark towards its finale when it tries to add its own element to tie the carnage together. As modern slasher go however it is certainly a great movie, not on par with more recent films like Silent Night or Saint, but close. it also has some nice appearances from plenty of people you'll now recognise as much bigger actors.

Happy Horror Holidays everyone.

MJ

Tuesday 24 December 2013

25 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS EVIL : DAY 23 & 24 : ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE (1972 & 1989)

It's difficult to write a list of christmas horror movies without covering All through The House. I was unsure about how to cover it, these are definitly 2 of my favourites, as there are two versions of the story. The first appeared in the feature length Tales From The Crypt movie in 1972 as one if it's stories and the other appeared as one of the first episodes of the popular late 80's/early 90's tv show based on the same source material. 

In both instances the story is the same, a woman murders her husband on Christmas Eve as her young daughter sleeps unstairs. Conincidently a lunatic dressed in a Santa suit has escaped a local asylum and has been on ramapge throughout the evening. When the killer strikes the woman sees an opportunity to pass off the murder as another of the madman's, but she may be too late as he may already be in the house.

The original version plays it all very straight and although the tension is played well, the Santa clad killer is somewhat small and frail looking, it's a little abstract and works, but it feels a little dated now. However you can see why it's remembered so fondly as it really was quite ahead of its time when it was released, Chillingly resembling the forthcoming Halloween (78) and even Black Christmas (73) in many ways, it's clear why it has been adapted more than once.

The second version is played a little more over the top and definitly more for laughs, which was common of the tv series. The new Santa looks much more grotesque and there are some added elements that secure the woman's motive in killing her husband that just makes the whole thing work a little better. The twist remains the same and is just more shocking in its presentation.

Happy Horror Holidays.

See you Tomorrow.

MJ

Sunday 22 December 2013

25 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS EVIL : DAY 22 : THE 13TH DAY OF CHRISTMAS

During the holiday season I spend a fair bit of time researching Christmas Horror titles and on my quest I found some poster art for the incredible looking 13th Day Of Christmas. However during my searching I suddenly found that it was very difficult to find anything about the film. I keep digging and soon discovered that it wasn't a movie at all, but rather part of an old 80's ITV drama series called Time For Murder. I set out on my quest to find it and it wasn't long before I found a copy of the specific episode.

Set on the night of January 7th (The Thirteenth Day Of Christmas) A young man suffering from Post Traumatic Stress after serving time in the Falklands, is becoming an increasing burden on his parents, who are on the verge of having him committed. The voices in his head soon convince him that his only way out is to murder them, He finds a hiccup in his plan however when his sister returns home to find what he has done. 

The episode itself is only about 45 minutes long, but acts as its own self contained film. Also there is very little coverage of it anywhere else, It took me a fair bit of time to find this only existing still on the net, so I thought i'd take the opportunity to just spread its existence out there. It's pretty heavy in terms of drama and its shot on video for Tv look could be jarring, but its well executed of nothing else and would be great source material for a remake. If you can track it down it well worth the watch and its an exciting little gem for Christmas horror fans like myself.



Happy Horror Holidays.

See You Tomorrow.

MJ

25 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS EVIL : DAY 21 : WOLF CABIN

I wanted to take a chance to promote some grass roots stuff this holiday season, and on my quest I came across a little gem that I wanted to give a bit of a promo. Now please bare in kind this is certainly a labor of love from the filmmakers, it's by no means perfect and certainly not professional, but it's a nice little christmas slasher that does its job well over its 45 minute run time and has its heart in the right place.

A young man is invited out to cabin in the middle of nowhere by his best friend, who has also invited some attractive young ladies to join them. His friend now tries every opportunity to talk his friend into cheating on his girlfriend who has already recently been unfaithful to and is currently in the process of making amends for his behaviour. However their party soon comes to an end when they find they are being hunted by a Santa clad slasher.

Its made on very little, if no not no budget, and that certainly shows, but you always have to have respect for the guys who just go out and do it. Its a little sloppy in places, but it also shines with potential in others and I felt like it should be a worthy addition to this years list and best of all, they put it up on youtube for free. Watch it below.

Happy Horror Holidays.

See You Tomorrow.

MJ









Friday 20 December 2013

25 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS EVIL : DAY 20 : RARE EXPORTS

A few years ago the internet became a buzz with the trailer for a film called Rare Exports, based on a short film that featured a group of men catching a training wild santa's to be, well the Santa that we all know and love today. There was sequel short made, but Jalmari Helander adapted the original short for their venture into a feature length story. 

A group of reindeer herders are plagued by something killing their herd, things get worse when Children begin to disappear from the town. That is until they catch the culprit, only to discover that they have infact catered a real life Snata Claus, A supernatural being that punishes the naughty.

Finnish in origin this has to be one of the strangest and most interesting Christmas films out there. It is considered by many to be a masterpiece and I was asked by a lot of people to cover it in the list, truthfully though, I don't think that you can list christmas horror films in this modern age without including this. Its great fun and a welcome addition to the Christmas Horror family.



Happy Horror Holidays.

See You Tomorrow.

MJ


25 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS EVIL : DAY 19 : A CADAVER CHRISTMAS

It's no secret to those who know anything about me, that I really dislike Zombie movies. My love of christmas horror is clearly stronger than my hate though as when I saw the film Cadaver Christmas (Known as Zombies At Christmas) here in the UK, I couldn't help but pick up a copy. Braving it this month I found it to be much more enjoyable than I would have first thought. Also If I had seen the US artwork I don't think I would have doubted this thing in the slightest. 

The janitor at the local high school finds himself trapped in a Christmas Eve zombie apocalypse, collecting a bunch of townsfolk to aid him, he sets about ridding the highschool from the hoards of the undead before christmas morn finds them joining their ranks.

The film is low budget, but that's part of its charm. It's a fun little gory romp that sits nicely in the Christmas season. Not been a fan of zombies I didn't expect to enjoy this and yet it kept my attention from beginning to end and I found myself really digging its atmosphere and characters. I can definitly recommend it.


Happy Horror Holidays.

See You Tomorrow.

MJ